The first one takes a minimum of 2 minutes and, according to some, is not as lovely coming from a stranger as it would be from someone they fancied. The second takes about 30 seconds, nobody lays a hand on you and you get to keep your shoes on.

I like the first option, but I'm afraid I'd enjoy it so much that I'd miss my flight. As for the second, I am such a fan of radiation! After decades of chest x-rays and tending patients with radiation therapy, I can't be that far off from glowing in the dark myself!

*sigh* They do not make it easy...What do you think, folks?